Also featuring Leonardo DiCaprio who challenges Nicholson to a match.įight 1: Fiona Apple is rolled over by John Popper and flattened. Rosie is diced up into cubes as Oprah shoves her through the Dome of Devastation. Jerry Springer is ripped in half like a wishbone by Oprah Winfrey and Rosie O'Donnell. Also featuring Stacy Cornbred and Jimi Hendrix as a guest referee.įight 3: The fight takes place in the Dome of Devastation. The dream simply ends with both fighters punching each other. Also featuring Jack Nicholson (guest commentator replacing Nick Diamond throughout this episode).įight 2: This fight is a morphine-induced dream Nick Diamond has when Nicky Jr. Both fighters decide on forfeits prior to the match, which both have to abide by. Oprah Winfreyįight 1: Both fighters knock each other out, and Mills Lane calls the match a draw. Quentin Tarantino's ribcage is ripped out by Woody Allen. Fight 3: Spike Lee's neck is broken after guest referee Woody Allen karate chops him in the throat. Also featuring Frank Sinatra and Sammy Davis Jr. Jerry Lewis is whacked out of the ring by Dean Martin. Also featuring Spike Lee and Quentin Tarantino.įight 2: The first fight from the Deathmatch Vault, set in the 1960s. When Ebert hits the commentator's booth, Nick Diamond is thrown from the booth and put into a coma. Siskel spins Ebert around by his thumb until the finger binds that hold their thumbs together break, sending Ebert flying into the support beam of the commentator's booth, splitting his skull in half. " Celebrity Deathmatch Goes to the Movies"įight 1: Both fighters are forced to fight with their right thumbs tied together. Also featuring Johnny Carson (as a guest referee, mysteriously disappears after beginning the fight), Loch Ness Monster, Fran Drescher and Ed McMahon. Both David Letterman and Jay Leno are crushed by the electrocuted Loch Ness Monster and the electric fence. Also featuring Liv Tyler.įight 3: The fight takes place in an electrified steel cage. Also featuring Fran Drescher, Sean Connery, Mike Tyson, Pauly Shore and Carrot Top.įight 2: Mick Jagger stabs Steven Tyler through the chest with his gigantic tongue. Don King is sliced in half by Loch Ness Monster's tail, and several audience members are crushed and eaten by the Loch Ness Monster. Also featuring Adrian Zmed.įight 1: Bigfoot is sliced in half by the Loch Ness Monster's tail 6 seconds into the match. Arnold Schwarzenegger flicks a cigar into the audience that landed in Don King's hair, setting him on fire and eventually burning him alive. Mills then declares Sylvester the winner. Arnold Schwarzenegger manages to stand up, but Sylvester Stallone sweep-kicks him to the floor as he stands up. A popcorn vendor is crushed when Oprah accidentally knocks down a spotlight on top of him.įight 2: Both Liam's and Noel Gallagher's heads are smashed by Gallagher's mallet.įight 3: In a bizarre twist, both fighters punch and knock each other out, prompting referee Mills Lane to count them out. Sylvester Stalloneįight 1: Jerry Springer interferes with both combatants, causing a double disqualification and challenges the two for a match individually, postponing the fight to a later date.
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Note: This episode aired the exact same night as the Seinfeld series finale.Īrnold Schwarzenegger vs. Featuring Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Michael Richards. Mills Lane accidentally throws a wrench at Don King's head. Featuring Drew Carey.įight 3: Tim and Jerry both fight poorly throughout the entire fight until Jerry's co-stars, who are spectators, get into the ring and kill Jerry, feeling that he betrayed them all by ending Seinfeld. Featuring Bill Clinton, Paula Jones and Gennifer Flowers.įight 2: Jim Carrey's head explodes when Mariah Carey sings and holds a very high note, much to the displeasure of every spectator and arena staff. Gennifer Flowers is accidentally hit in the face with Monica's trap-bladed beret thrown at Hillary. Bill then flees the arena in a Secret Service helicopter.
This is misunderstood by both combatants, who turn on him. His motive for doing this is explained in a pre-fight interview from earlier in the episode, in which Manson expresses his dislike for both bands.įight 1: Bill Clinton accidentally tells Paula Jones to "Grab nuts" through Stacy Cornbred's microphone so he can have the peanuts he ordered earlier. Also featuring Marv Albert (guest commentator).įight 3: Both Hanson and The Spice Girls are crushed by the light rigging after Marilyn Manson cuts through the supports with a chainsaw. Also featuring Marv Albert.įight 1: Howard Stern releases his corrosive flatulence on Kathie Lee Gifford, causing her to melt.įight 2: Pam Anderson shoves RuPaul's shoe through his eye socket. Marilyn Manson pulls Charles Manson's skeleton out through his mouth ("The Tahitian Skeleton Pull of Death").
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